Alfie Rules the World

We want to send a big thank you to everyone who participated in our competition and helped make it a success!

And a special congratulations to our winners of the ‘Caption Competition’. We received over 200 entries!!

Our esteemed judge, the right honourable ‘Alfie PlumbMC residing has chosen his favourite entries.


The winning entries and their respective ‘Quips’ are listed below:

“Hey girls, look at my muscles! Ehm while you’re here could you give me a hand to pick the bike up before I get in trouble…”
Karen Purnell

“I have tamed The Beast”
Walter Baumann

“No Alfie, our “lowered seat option” for the short legged doesn’t need that much effort!”
Barry Dewett

“Yep, engine bars work! Just goin to flip her over and try the other side!”
Steve Clare

“I said put the bike on it’s side stand, not stand on the side of the bike!”
Jim Buckman


Come & Say ‘Hi‘ to our Team at Touratech UK on Stand 370 & 372 at the Manchester Bike Show


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